WARNING: To Adrienne Clarkson! DON'T BELEIVE EVERYTING YOU READ!

Segments include:

Ralph Klein on Health Care

Bas MacLaren covering the throne speech

Mrs. Enid & Mrs. Eulalia on Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction

""Sports Beat"" discusses the SuperBowl

""Captain Paul went Sailing"" music video

Dakey Dunn on Paul Martin

Why a Tim Horton's travel mug is better than a Canadian passport

Playboy Grotto