Season 9 (2017)
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Episodes 30
Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
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The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Read MoreBizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
Read MoreI Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Read MoreDogs Are Practice Babies
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Read MoreHorror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
Read MoreHow to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Read MoreFake News Investigative Journalists
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Read MoreAwkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
A party guest most foul.
Read MoreStressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Read MoreMovie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Read MoreExtremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
Read More5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Read MoreOh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
Read MoreWe Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
Read MoreMusic Festival Boot Camp
You can’t handle the merch booth.
Read MoreIt’s Technically a Meal
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
Read MoreEating with Your Rich Friends
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
Read MoreJust Let the World Die
Take that, student loans!
Read MoreAn Honest Call with Your Bank
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
Read MoreSleepovers When You’re Gay
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
Read MoreThe Straightest Dude Ever
He eats lighters.
Read MoreThe Relationship Simulator Bed
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
Read MoreDate with a Fast Food Burger
Boy meets grill.
Read MoreI Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Read MorePorn, but for Crying
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
Read MoreThese Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Read MoreHinting That You’re Also into Guys
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Read MoreYour Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Read MoreSorry My Car Is So Gross
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!
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