Spencer Griffin — Executive Producer
Episodes 304
A battle for the ages.
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The Matrix Pill
Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.
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A son fights for his right to deafen.
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It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
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Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!
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As many missteps as the prequels.
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Who ordered the chicken skins?
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New Orleans Flavor
Just call it a spin on red beans and rice.
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New York Flavor
When pizza’s in an ice cream, you can eat pizza anytime.
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Boca Raton Flavor
You can practically taste the tucked-in Tommy Bahama.
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Post-apocalyptic Dane Cook
Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.
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All R.A. Floor
They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.
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GPS Voices
Navigation systems just got personal.
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Viral Video Pet Store
Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.
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Really, Really Light Beer
Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.
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Super Intense ER Promo
Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.
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The Dark Knight: 1960s Version
Now with 60% more ka-pows.
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Adopt-a-Graduate
There’s no way they can survive on their own.
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Tweetlejuice
Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.
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The Infinisphereb
The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.
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Fart Spelling Bee
He who smelled it, spelled it.
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The Sims Horror Movie
This summer, fear controls you.
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Saw Shaming
Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.
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Geico Commercial Parody
Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.
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A Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing
Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.
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Marco Polo Submarine
They’re not playing games.
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The Large Hadron Collider’s Secret
This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.
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Back to the Future Sex Scenes
Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.
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Google Wave Cyber Sex
Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.
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Nazi Zombies
Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.
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Iron Man 2 Alternate Takes
Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.
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Grammar Nazis
Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.
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Barack Obama’s BBQ 2010
Fixing the country, one burger at a time.
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What the English Goalie Was Thinking
Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.
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World’s Greatest Soccer Dive
Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.
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Doctor Sim
I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.
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Bros Icing Movies
Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.
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Action Movie Phone Call Fail
The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!
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Cartoon Bears Are Still Bears
Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.
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Action Movie Pun Brainstorm (with Rob Huebel)
They’re here to punch up your jokes.
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Nicolas Cage’s Agent
This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.
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Atheist Football Player
He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.
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How UPS Deliveries Actually Work
Leave no package behind.
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Peach and Zelda Catch Up
Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?
Read MoreAziz Ansari Adopts a Kid
Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.
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A Real Life Sorting Hat
Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.
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Don’t Touch My Shit (with Leighton Meester)
Leighton Meester has an important message for you.
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Oh, the Places You’ll Actually Go
A whimsical tale of mediocrity.
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The Problem with Jeggings
Nudity is not a style.
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Meet the Boyfriend (with Neil Flynn)
He’s never done this before.
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The Most Oblivious Man in the World (with Tony Hale)
Stay spacey, my friends.
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The Jersey Shore Meets Dragon Ball Z
Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?
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The Ultimate Internet Love Song
You meme the world to me.
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Behind the Lutist
Party like it’s 1399.
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Even More Problems with Jeggings
Underwear would be an improvement.
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Girls Watch Porn Too
Girls on girls watching porn.
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Celebrity Photo PSA (with Malin Akerman)
Think before you snap.
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I’m Such a Nerd (with Katrina Bowden)
If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.
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X-Treme Planking
Planking is not a crime.
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Female Armor Sucks
It’s the naked truth.
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Barack Obama’s BBQ 2011
He’s got a lot on his plate.
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Guy Fieri at Hogwarts
Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.
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Pizza Quest
Honor. Adventure. Pizza.
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John Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling
John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.
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Minotaur vs. Lawyer Duel
An age-old rivalry finally gets settled.
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The Problems with Jeggings Continue
Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.
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The War of 1812: The Movie
Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.
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Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
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Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
Go ahead. Try this at home.
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Wish I Had a Portal Gun
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
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Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
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Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
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The Meatball Sub 4S
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
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We Are the 1%
Minorities have it rough in this country.
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In Your Head Yoga
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
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In the Unlikely Event…
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
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Transformers in 1-D
Also playing in zero-D.
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The Twelve Beards of Christmas
The beard makes the man.
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Starbucks CEO Revenge
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
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Honest Holiday Card Song
Sing a song of sadness.
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Grad School Scam
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
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Budweiser Good
From the makers of Bud Platinum comes Budweiser Good. It’s fine.
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Facebook IPO Day
More money, more privacy problems.
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Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
Can Twilight save America?
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The Student Film Awards
The only real losers are the audience.
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Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
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The Clown Vote
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
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My So-Called Homeland
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
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The Best Argument for Birth Control
Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.
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The Hunger Games Game
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
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Skyrim Hoarders
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
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Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
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Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
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Get Your Parents to Do Your Taxes
Because it’s easier than going to jail. Sort of.
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The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
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Fantasy Football
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
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Wild American Eagle Models
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
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Darth Seder
Join us as we celebrate the world’s coolest religion – after Jedi, of course.
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Sex with the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.
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Teenage Polar Bear Cam
Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.
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Very Maggie Smith: The Case of the Cracked Teacup
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
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Tiny Clothes
In a thumb war, Kevin and Murph face-off to see who keeps their clothes on.
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Honest New York Times Ad
More Pulitzers than any other pile of scrap paper.
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Hoverboard Lightsaber Portal Gun Fight
It’s Star Wars meets Xbox 360 meets Back to the Future meets your worst nightmare.
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“Men in Black 3” Sucks
America can’t just neuralyze away the regret from wasting Memorial Day weekend on a threequel.
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New YOLO Slang Words
You don’t only YOLO once.
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LeBron James Home Movies (1996)
LeBron James developed his talent, and his bad habits, at an early age.
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Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)
The Modern Family star breaks skulls and language barriers.
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If All the Presidents Got High
Barack Obama can’t be the only President who inhaled, right?
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Second Cheapest Wine
The finest vintage money can buy. Your money, anyway.
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The Honest Men’s Wearhouse Ad
The wedding industry’s leading dresser of dudes has this ad spot for their ingenious business model you can’t escape.
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The Conservative Lorax
As seen on FOX Seuss.
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Nicki Minaj’s Butt Goes Solo
The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.
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Charge (with Rhys Darby)
An army of one too many.
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50 Shades of Paul
If you thought the erotic trilogy couldn’t get any sexier then you were correct.
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A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)
The world is divided into two halves: the bacon and the bacon eaters.
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Mythbusters: Does God Exist?
Adam and Jamie question organized religion – the fun way.
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Paintball Massacre
Kevin or Murph must become a one-man army and play paintball against the US Army’s Delta Destroyers.
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Hitler Buys a Gun
Gun laws in the United States are incredibly controversial, so let’s sort them out with the ultimate test case for how difficult it is to get yourself a dangerous firearm.
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Inside the Chicago Teachers’ Strike
Negotiations drag on.
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Invasion Talk
The truth is out there – or maybe that’s just your finger over the lens.
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God’s Diary Is Embarrassing
The Good Book has some bad writing.
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Horror Movie Daycare
She loves the little hell-raisers.
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Minecraft Environmentalists
A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.
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Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends
Support marriage equality – or else.
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Hostess Closes Down
Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.
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Facebook Law for Idiots
Think before you post, America.
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Looper Has Sex with Himself
You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good.
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A Modern Night before Christmas
There’s no place like home for the holidays, no matter how much you wish there were.
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Any Given Puppy Bowl
Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.
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CollegeHumor Responds to BuzzFeed’s Fruitball Challenge
The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We’re way better.)
Read MoreWhy Do People Hate Anne Hathaway?
What did she ever do to them?
Read MoreNew iPhones Are like New Girlfriends
We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.
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Ninja Turtles Theme: The Michael Bay Version
The classic TMNT theme gets the Michael Bay treatment.
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Why Can’t You Use Phones on Planes?
Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.
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Honest Music Festival Commercial
It’s the summer event that’ll have you spending $100 a day to stand in a field.
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Trampolines Are the Most Fun Way to Die
You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?
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The Grossest Words Ever
The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!
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HBO Should Show Dongs
HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.
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Every Tech Commercial
Technology commercials need an upgrade.
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My Little Brony Toy Commercial
For ages 8 and up, and up, and up…
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Can You Tell a Sports Drink from a Body Wash?
Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?
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How to Shop for Groceries Like You’re Not Single
Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn’t have to be.
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A Lamaze Class for Taking a Shit
Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.
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The Same Love Story: Young vs. Old
Sorry, but your Grandpa was a creep.
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How to Tie a Tie: A Beginner’s Guide
Flummoxed by neckties? Just watch this simple how-to video, you manchild.
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Baristas Are the Ultimate Male Fantasy
Move over, strippers – there’s a new game in town.
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Why George R.R. Martin Shouldn’t Plan Your Wedding
Just dinner, fun, drinking, dancing, dying, fucking, murder.
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Big Boobs? Try Two Sports Bras
For girls with big boobs, wearing a sports bra is like trying to contain an earthquake in a cup.
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Stop Saying You’re Old
It’s like my body knows – it just knows.
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Water Balloon vs. Cologne Balloon (Game Show)
The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!
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Philosophical Truth or Dare
A game of Truth or Dare makes these girls reveal more than they thought they would.
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Genetics: The Secret to a Perfect Body
Discover the secret to my amazing body.
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I Dare You to Watch This Entire Video
Can you make it through the whole thing?
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Shittysingles.com Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!
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Two Guys Who Just Saw Each Other’s Dicks
Helluva way to start a hunting trip.
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Don’t Make Me Hold Your Baby
Don’t do it!
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Winter Clings Are the New Summer Flings
‘Tis the season of hiber-dating.
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8 Animal-Based Sex Positions You Probably Haven’t Heard Of
Other than doggy style.
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How to Turn Your Couples’ Costume into a Singles’ Costume
Advice from a girl who was recently dumped and totally doesn’t mind at all, you guys.
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Girls Are Cold on Halloween
It’s cold as a witch’s teat. Or a regular girl’s teat.
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A Political Ad for Your Friend Who Doesn’t Vote
Because “it’s all like, bullshit dude”.
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10 Ways to Make Cats Even Better
A guide to making your furry friend even more purr-fect.
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What Sex with Christopher Nolan Must Be Like
The climax is gonna be out of this world.
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How America Is like a Bad Boyfriend
Every November he swears he’ll change.
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Hitting on Other Employees Like Bartenders
Douchebags are an occupational hazard.
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Ebola or Cheesecake Factory?
Who can tell?
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13 Things You Think Are True, but Aren’t
Adam is here to tell you why everything you know is wrong.
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I Wish the Dog Would Stop Watching Us Have Sex
Who’s a good voyeur? You are!
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Stop Saying “They Ruined My Childhood”
If the best thing about your childhood was a TV show, maybe it was already ruined.
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How to Tell If You’re a Basic Bro
He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.
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8 People Who Have Accomplished More than You at Every Age
If you feel like a failure, it’s probably because you relatively are.
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Why the Gold Apple Watch Costs $10,000
A truly revolutionary product.
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Who Would You Be on Game of Thrones? (with James Corden)
We can’t all be Jon Snow.
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Every Youtube Gamer Ever
He’s got an ego the size of Donkey Kong.
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Stop Saying “I’m So Broke”
You can’t afford to buy the Apple Watch. She can’t afford to feed her kids.
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Can You Tell a Dog Toy from a Sex Toy?
The world’s most adorable/perverted game show.
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The Best Uber Service Yet
Because the most luxurious treatment is the silent treatment.
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Zen Riddles for Millennials
In order to move out of your parents’ basement, you must first move into your parents’ basement.
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Can You Flush a Chocolate Cake down a Toilet?
In this poignant mini-documentary, find out which gets flushed away: the cake or Emily’s dreams.
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The Problem with Frats
Maybe some “traditions” need to no longer exist.
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Honest Rec Sports Commercial
Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.
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What It’s Like to Have Insomnia
This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.
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Teen Slang, Updated for Adults
Just give up. You’re an adult now.
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Your Desk: The Hottest New Lunch Spot
Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.
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Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (1)
Yeah, these are real.
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Asking for a Raise in Your Relationship
If only it were that easy.
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Ronda Rousey vs. Everything
The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.
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Balloon Animal Challenge: Darth Vader on the Toilet
Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.
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How to Neg Your Parents
Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.
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Every Beauty Vlogger Ever
I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!
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Pick-Up Artist or Serial Killer? (The Game Show)
It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.
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Mascara: Look Not Sick!
Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.
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The Guy Who’s Way Too Competitive (with Jeremy Sisto)
This isn’t the YMCA.
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The Person at Your Party Who Never Leaves
Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.
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What Sex with the Coen Brothers Must Be Like
A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?
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We Challenge You Not to Yawn
It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.
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Things That Cost Less than Candy Crush
The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.
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Fake Venmo Will Save You So Much Money
Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.
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Americans Eat Japanese Toys for the First Time
Mind. Blown.
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All Star Wars Characters Have Stupid Names
Great movies, super stupid names.
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Periods Aren’t That Gross
Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!
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What’s Inside Donald Trump’s Pockets
Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.
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What’s Inside Bernie Sanders’ Pockets
Only 1% of the contents are useful.
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Stop Making Guns So Sick
How’s that for gun control?
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Buy Food Ethically, Unless It’s Too Hard
It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.
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The Church for People Who Are “Spiritual, but Not Religious”
Organized religion freaks me out, but this is kind of cool.
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Donald Trump: Show Us Your Penis
Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.
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What’s Inside Hillary Clinton’s Pockets
Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.
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How to Make Pizzaroni Roly-Poly Pullaparts! Full Recipe
Don’t forget the olive.
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Financial Tips for Broke People
You don’t have to have money to manage it.
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The Paleo Diet for Cavemen
It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.
Read MoreOh No. Why Is This Trending?!
The internet can be an awful place sometimes.
Read MoreTinder Profile Picture Day (1)
Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.
Read MoreHonest 4th of July BBQ
Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?
Read MoreStop Living in a Sad Boy House
Simple solutions to fixing up your garbage pile of an apartment.
Read MoreThe Insane Fashion of Political Conventions
If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.
Read MoreThe Play-by-Play for Your Weekend Plans
A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night
Read MoreLegalize Weed so We Can Stop Talking about It
Preaching to the high choir.
Read MoreBehind the Scenes of Donald Trump’s Twitter
Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.
Read MoreIf Action Heroes Had Your Resume
America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?
Read MoreCouples Treat Single Friends Like Toys
Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!
Read MoreHow to Make Waiting for Uber Sexy
Watch him come.
Read MoreWhen Couples Get Too Comfortable with Each Other
You can never get the back pimples by yourself.
Read MoreThe Give-It-a-Whirl F*ckers
The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.
Read MoreWhen You Secretly Love Ranch Dressing
Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.
Read MoreHow Hot People Ruin Your Night
We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.
Read MoreTrump Has the Best Goddamn Temperament
Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.
Read MoreWhat It Takes to Wash Your Jeans
Hint: a lot.
Read MoreIf Political Discussions with Your Family Were like Presidential Debates
Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.
Read MoreHonest Camping Trip
We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.
Read More5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Cars
Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.
Read MorePretend You Can Afford a Home with Zillow
Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.
Read MoreThe App That Does Everything… Poorly
Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?
Read MoreDefinitely Real Grandmas Try Pot for the First Time
Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.
Read MoreDefinitely Real Grandmas Try Pot for the First Time – Outtakes
They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.
Read MoreStop Living in a Sad Girl House
Half-empty Splenda packets all over your kitchen counter? You might have Sad Girl House.
Read MoreThe Worst Gift on the First Christmas
Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.
Read MoreThat Special Someone You’ll F*ck This Holiday Season
Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.
Read MoreHow to Make a Human Pot Pie
First, you’re gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots, and 5 to 6 fresh humans.
Read MoreHonest New Year’s
It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.
Read MoreWays Hitler Was like a Teenage Girl
He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.
Read MoreTinder Profile Picture Day (2)
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
Read MoreThe Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Read MoreBizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
Read MoreI Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Read MoreDogs Are Practice Babies
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Read MoreHorror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
Read MoreHow to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Read MoreFake News Investigative Journalists
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Read MoreAwkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
A party guest most foul.
Read MoreStressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Read MoreMovie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Read MoreExtremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
Read More5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Read MoreOh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
Read MoreWe Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
Read MoreMusic Festival Boot Camp
You can’t handle the merch booth.
Read MoreEating with Your Rich Friends
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
Read MoreJust Let the World Die
Take that, student loans!
Read MoreAn Honest Call with Your Bank
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
Read MoreIt’s Technically a Meal
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
Read MoreDate with a Fast Food Burger
Boy meets grill.
Read MoreThe Relationship Simulator Bed
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
Read MoreI Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Read MoreSleepovers When You’re Gay
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
Read MorePorn, but for Crying
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
Read MoreThe Straightest Dude Ever
He eats lighters.
Read MoreThese Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Read MoreHinting That You’re Also into Guys
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Read MoreYour Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Read MoreSorry My Car Is So Gross
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!
Read More7-Way Meet Cute
It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.
Read MoreOh Boy, Free Crap
Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?
Read MoreEvery Dumb Start-Up Ever
People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change?
Read MoreWatching Baseball Is Punishment
Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savages!
Read MoreHow You Really Use Exercise Machines
You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then throwing it out?
Read MoreVisiting Your Crappy Hometown
Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t sad!
Read MoreHow to Fill an Awkward Amount of Time
Every Thursday, I’ve got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That’s why I go to the Awkward Amount of Time Station!
Read MoreStanding Up for Yourself as a Woman, but Not Too Much
I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.
Read MoreNow Is the Time to Do Something
The world is really going to shit, and now’s the time to do something. Or maybe we’ll wait until it gets even shittier?
Read MoreThe Story of the First Friendsgiving
Much of the food was provided thanks to Squanto (my roommate’s work friend’s DJ name).
Read MoreIf Hand Turkeys Were Real
Some people call them a crime against God, other people call them just plain delicious.
Read MoreDisarming Conversational Landmines
Watch out. This Thanksgiving dinner is covered in live opinions.
Read MoreHow to Actually Finish Something. For Once!
Someday you’ll paint those other 3 walls!
Read MoreInstagram Art Show
Who could forget perhaps Ansel Adams’ greatest work, “Dog I Saw Near Trader Joe’s”?
Read MoreWho’s the Real Cop?
He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.
Read MoreThe CollegeHumor Cast’s Favorite Sketches of 2017
One year later, and we still don’t know how tall Grant is.
Read MoreTips for a Fun New Year’s Eve
It’s the best worst night of the year.
Read MoreNoises Dads Make
When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.
Read MoreWizard Gives Bad Directions
Maybe wizards should figure out a way to conjure up Google Maps.
Read MoreEvery Movie Hospital Scene Ever
GET THESE THINGS OUTTA ME.
Read MoreThe New Face of the NRA
Everyone should have guns. That’s right. EVERYONE.
Read MoreYour Phone Is Dying
My phone? Couldn’t it just be a distant relative or something?
Read MoreSomeone Broke into Our Hulu Account
Watch The Big Boy Theory, every third Sunday at noon on NBS!
Read MoreFinally! A Female Serial Killer
You go (to jail) girl!
Read MoreInsecure Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream… ugh, wait, no one wants to hear about my dreams, do they?
Read MoreRunning into Your Ex
The sport where both teams lose!
Read MoreReviewing Movies We Didn’t See
We haven’t seen it, but we sure have a lot of opinions about it.
Read MoreIt’s God’s Fault We Lost the Game
God also clogged the toilet in the break room.
Read MoreIf People Acted Like They Do on Dating Apps
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.
Read MoreGetting Caught Eating Alone
It’s not sad, but Rekha makes sure everyone else knows that.
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