Season 9 (1984)
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Episodes 16
Romancing Mister Stone
Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column.
Read MoreSpace Sharples
Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.
Read MoreBig, Bad Mel
Mel gets an F for buying a day school to raze for a parking lot.
Read MoreHouseful of Hunnicutts
Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment.
Read MoreTommy's Lost Weekend
Alice is worried that Tommy's partying is leading to a serious drinking problem.
Read MoreUndercover Mel
At Elliot's suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef.
Read MoreFootloose Mel
Mel 86es a group of ""hoodlums,"" unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival.
Read MoreVera's Anniversary Blues
Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there.
Read MoreKiss the Grill Goodbye
Jolene's appearance on the ""Working Women"" talk show does nothing to boost business at Mel's Diner.
Read MoreVera, the Nightbird
Vera's secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and she's turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process.
Read MoreAlice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (1)
A country singer takes a personel as well as professional interest in Alice and begs her to join his band on the road.
Read MoreAlice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (2)
Whether Alice likes it or not, and she's not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him.
Read MoreThe Night They Raided Debbie's
Answering a room-to-rent ad, Vera and Elliot's pushy landlady pushes herself and her kitschy furniture into their home and lives.
Read MoreOne on One
Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team.
Read MoreVera's Grounded Gumshoe
After getting shot accidentally with his own gun, Elliot quits the force and looks for a career more suited to his meager talents.
Read MoreTh-th-th-that's All, Folks
On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.
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