Shooting of the SOS Brigade's short film continues. During the battle scene, Haruhi is displeased with Mikuru's acting. She yells at her, demanding that Asahina try to shoot a laser beam from her contact-lens-colored eye, but Kyon manages to cool her down . Afterwards the scene is reshot but, to the surprise of everyone except Haruhi, Mikuru actually shoots laser beams from her eye. Yuki knocks Mikuru down and apparently takes her contact lens. In a conversation Itsuki explains to a shocked Kyon that Haruhi changed reality once again and Nagato proves his words by showing her hand, burnt while protecting Kyon from being hit by the laser. Koizumi promises to take care of Mikuru's problem with Yuki's help. The rest of day is spent on shooting more scenes with Mikuru dressed as a bunny girl. The next day Kyon finds out that Haruhi dragged Tsuruya, Taniguchi and Kunikida to help. After Haruhi gets off to pick up Mikuru, Itsuki explains to Kyon that Yuki succesfully helped Mikuru get over herself. Haruhi returns with Mikuru, who secretely tells Kyon how Yuki helped her: she bit her to inject nanomachines into her body. Haruhi leads everyone to the next shooting location, a lake near Koizumi's house.

春日希望朝比奈成為戰鬥女服務生，藍色的左眼隱藏著秘密武器。結果春日所想的變成事實，朝比奈的左眼真的發出了雷射光束，差點令阿虛當場斃命，幸得長門出手才保住一命，由於事態嚴重，古泉和長門決定聯手，想辦法阻止朝比奈發出雷射光束…

春日希望实玖瑠成为战斗Service Girl，蓝色的左眼隐藏着秘密武器，结果春日所想的变成事实，实玖瑠的左眼真的发出了死光，差点令阿虚当场毙命，幸得长门出手大家才保一命，由于事态严重，古泉和长门决定联手，想办法令实玖瑠发出死光…

春日希望朝比奈成為戰鬥女服務生，藍色的左眼隱藏著秘密武器。結果春日所想的變成事實，朝比奈的左眼真的發出了雷射光束，差點令阿虛當場斃命，幸得長門出手才保住一命，由於事態嚴重，古泉和長門決定聯手，想辦法阻止朝比奈發出雷射光束…

一般的に考えて、自主制作映画といえば、映画好き同士が集まり、わきあいあいと撮影することを想像するものだろう…が、一般論が通用した試しがない超監督に、そんなものを求めてはいけないのである！

餌付け禁止の鳩にエサを与えては朝比奈さんを怖がらせ、神につかえし神主にモデルガンの銃口を向けるわで、やりたい放題のハルヒ。

はたまた、朝比奈さんには「目からビームくらい出しなさい！」と言う始末…。

いったい何をやらせようってんだ？

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ちょっとまて！おまえが言ったことは本当に…！

드디어 학교 문화제(축제)가 열렸다. 쿈은 축제 전날까지 영화 편집 때문에 밤을 샜기 때문에 정작 당일 날은 머리가 멍한 상태. 하지만 미쿠루 선배의 코스튬플레이 카페에 안 가볼 수가 없지. 역시 기대를 저버리지 않는 훌륭한 차림의 선배. 이제 모든 임무를 완수했으니 잠이나 자볼까. 평화로운 시간을 위해 들어간 콘서트 장에서 쿈은 뜻밖의 인물을 발견하게 된다.. 앗~!! 하루히!!! 너 거기서 뭘 하고 있는 거얏~!!

La película se vuelve cada vez más extraña. Y la pobre Mikuru está a merced del "guion" de Haruhi. Pero cuando Haruhi empieza a exigir lo imposible, ¿se cumplirán sus deseos y caprichos? ¿En qué clase de problemas los meterá esta película?

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