The Aqua Teens are going to release a Christmas album, but first, they have to steal an identity!

After moving into their new crib, the Aqua Teens re-unite with some old friends.

Carl starts raking used condoms onto the Aqua Teens' yard, giving Frylock the idea to make a duck out of them. Meatwad accidentally brings him to life but unfortunately finds him to be a bad role model.

Master Shake builds a pinball machine designed after himself. He runs out of pinballs, and the Aqua Teens travel to Death Island to collect pinball eggs from a flightless bird.

Meatwad is terrified of the monsters living in the house, so Frylock tries to help him come to terms with it. Shake tries to make things worse.

The Aqua Teens compete in a contest at a suspiciously-familiar burger chain, unaware that they are pawns in Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme.

A pod attempts to replicate Shake and then follow Chickenfoot on the road.

Guest stars the Insane Clown Posse.

Master Shake cuts Meatwad into pieces as punishment for a crime neither can remember, only to find every chunk retains his consciousness.

Master Shake and Frylock become addicted to a cell phone game which is unfortunate timing for the ghosts that haunt them since cell phones kill the ghosts.

Larry Miller gives Carl a glimpse of what his life would be like...with HAIR!