Season 7 (2002)
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Episodes 23
Get Your Freak Off
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
Read MoreThe Fat and the Furious
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
Read MoreBad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
Read MoreGoodbye Normal Jeans
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
Read MoreDances with Dogs
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
Read MoreThe Son Also Roses
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
Read MoreThe Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
Read MoreFull Metal Dust Jacket
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
Read MoreMegalo Dale
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
Read MoreBoxing Luanne
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
Read MoreVision Quest
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
Read MoreQueasy Rider
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
Read MoreBoard Games
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
Read MoreAn Officer and a Gentle Boy
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
Read MoreThe Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
Read MoreThe Good Buck
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
Read MoreI Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
Read MoreBe True to Your Fool
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
Read MoreRacist Dawg
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
Read MoreNight and Deity
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
Read MoreMaid in Arlen
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
Read MoreThe Witches of East Arlen
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
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