Series Cast 27

1. 

   Brenda Longman

   Soo (voice) (26 Episodes), Herself (2 Episodes), Dame Beryl Longman (voice) (1 Episode)

2. 

   Richard Cadell

   Himself (26 Episodes)

3. Wink Taylor

   Himself (1 Episode), Old Man (2 Episodes), Dickie Blazer (1 Episode)

4. Peter Dickson

   Sooty (voice) (1 Episode), Himself (1 Episode)

5. Catherine Marks

   The Farmer (1 Episode), Herself (1 Episode)

6. Brian Sandford

   Man with Ice-cream (1 Episode), Man with Popcorn (1 Episode)

7. Gareth Ellis

   Bippo the Clown (1 Episode)

8. 

   Amy Childs

   Herself (1 Episode)

9. 

   Joe Pasquale

   The Black Hand (1 Episode)

10. 

    Caroline Quentin

    Maxine Gastro (1 Episode)

11. 

    Dave Benson Phillips

    The Genie (1 Episode)

12. 

    Shaun Williamson

    Barry Bonkers (1 Episode)

13. 

    John Thomson

    The Boss (1 Episode)

14. 

    Christopher Pizzey

    Gerald Smedley (1 Episode)

15. 

    Stu Francis

    Himself (1 Episode)

16. Maurice Thorogood

    The Butler (1 Episode)

17. 

    Helen Pearson

    Herself (1 Episode)

18. Janette Tough

    Janette Krankette (1 Episode)

19. Ian Tough

    Mr. Krankie (1 Episode)

20. Jimmy Carlo

    Himself (1 Episode)

21. Martyn James

    Himself (1 Episode)

22. 

    Sinéad O'Carroll

    Herself (1 Episode)

23. 

    Lindsay Armaou

    Herself (1 Episode)

24. Edele Lynch

    Herself (1 Episode)

25. 

    Brian Blessed

    Father Christmas (1 Episode)

26. 

    Richard Arnold

    Boris McSquirter (1 Episode)

27. 

    Keavy Lynch

    Herself (1 Episode)

Series Crew 5