The Cardinals are hoping to secure a 'sponsorship deal' with the pending visit of a head of state and his darling wife.

Problem is, this head of state is a gun toting dictator, and his only interests are seeing that his wife is pleased, and killing people who displease his wife.

Father Nicholas has been given the task of tidying up the Pope prior to their arrival.

Pope however has been attempting a record-breaking stint of going unwashed for 3 months!