Season 3 (1993)
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Episodes 28
Couch-Fishing
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
Read MoreNaked Colony
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
Read MoreCleaning House
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
Read MoreScratch 'N' Win
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
Read MoreScared Straight
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
Read MoreEating Contest
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
Read MoreSporting Goods
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
Read MoreSperm Bank
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
Read MoreBuff 'N' Stuff
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
Read MoreCitizen Butt-head
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
Read MorePolitically Correct
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
Read MoreBall Breakers
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
Read MoreBeavis and Butt-head Meet God
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
Read MoreTrue Crime
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
Read MorePlate Frisbee
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
Read MoreCanoe
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
Read MoreYoung, Gifted & Crude
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
Read MoreForeign Exchange
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
Read MoreA Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head
Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
Read MoreClosing Time
Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
Read MoreMost Wanted
The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.
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