Season Regulars 1

1. 

   Jared Daperis

   Joseph Leslie Theodore 'Squizzy' Taylor

Guest Stars 28

1. 

   Caroline Craig

   Jacqui James / Narrator

2. Tim Ferris

   Bouncer

3. John Klotz

   Cecil the Punter

4. Iain Murton

   Temperance Preacher

5. 

   Thomas Noonan

   Young Hypno Cop

6. Tanya Burne

   Winifred Bruce

7. 

   Caleb McClure

   Ollie

8. Carter Doyle

   Fur Coat Cop 1

9. 

   Scott Broadfoot

   Fur Coat Cop 2

10. Anita Quayle

    Cellist

11. Sidney Saayman

    Adam

12. Lauren Skopal

    Eve

13. Michael Davoren

    George Whitney J. P.

14. Oliver Edwin

    Daniel French

15. 

    Peter Hardy

    Mr. A.A. Kelley

16. Neil Barnett

    Mr. H. Tatnal

17. Lisa Emanuel

    Lizzie the Waitress

18. 

    Susie Porter

    Rose Taylor

19. 

    Diana Glenn

    Annie Stokes

20. 

    Ashley Zukerman

    Det. James Bruce

21. 

    Elise Jansen

    Lorna Kelly

22. 

    Luke Ford

    Albert 'Tankbuster' McDonald

23. 

    Dan Wyllie

    Det. Frederick Piggott

24. 

    Kenneth Radley

    Det. John Brophy

25. 

    Nathan Page

    Henry Stokes

26. 

    Fletcher Humphrys

    Edward Jenkins

27. Peter Moon

    Leo

28. 

    Hannah Gadsby

    Charlie

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