Season 9 (2016)
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Episodes 31
The Coolest Death Ever!
Niiiice.
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Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?
Read MoreThe 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do
Alright, alright, alright…
Read MoreWhen You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request
It’s an elementary act of deduction.
Read MoreThe Opposite of a Wing Man
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.
Read MoreIf Adult Cereals Had Mascots
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
Read MoreWhen Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.
Read MoreWhen “Sure” Actually Means “No”
Just say no.
Read MoreYou Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.
Read MoreOur Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.
Read MoreThese Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal
At least Grant thinks they’re funny.
Read MoreWhat You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.
Read MoreShopping for a New Version of You
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?
Read MoreAfter Four Sneezes the World Turns against You
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.
Read MoreIt Will Never Be Cold Again!
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?
Read MoreCrap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.
Read MoreYou Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.
Read MoreThis Thumbnail Is a Butt
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.
Read MoreHow Uber Rides Are like First Dates
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?
Read MoreFacebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?
Read MoreIf Sex Talk Was like Office Talk
Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.
Read MoreStrip Clubs Suck
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!
Read MoreTrustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.
Read MoreWhat to Do in an Earthquake
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Read MoreBring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.
Read MoreIf Internet Ads Were Salesmen
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.
Read MoreEverything Is Too PC These Days
Isn’t that technically a microaggression?
Read MoreDonald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
Read MoreWhy Summer Is Women’s Winter
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
Read MoreBond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
Read MoreCanceling Plans Showdown
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.
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