Season 7 (2014)
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Episodes 29
Your CrossFit Friends
They’re shredded in the head.
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The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants
Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.
Read MoreYou Have Got to Try Heroin
It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.
Read MoreDude, Are You Gay?
Bro, your homophobia is showing.
Read MoreSex Dungeons and Dragons
Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.
Read MoreYour “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend
We all know an anti-sports robot.
Read MoreHow to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift
Give the gift of lying.
Read MoreMy New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster
Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.
Read MoreThe Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans
He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.
Read MoreAre We Ready to Go Yet?
I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.
Read MoreDamon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying
Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?
Read MoreEveryone’s High School Boyfriend
He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.
Read MoreIf People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook
It’s fine to just leave.
Read MoreWhy You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs
If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.
Read MoreAre My Lady Parts Normal?
Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.
Read MoreHow to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones
The perfect braid for getting decapitated.
Read MoreIf CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class
Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.
Read MoreThe Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night
It was crazy, but also, it was insane.
Read MoreThe Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made
Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
Read MoreWhat Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten
That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?
Read MoreThe Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You
It’s called hyperactive listening.
Read MoreWacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape
The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.
Read MoreIf People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths
This is actually affecting me. Weird!
Read MoreWhen Not to Correct People’s Grammar
I before “e” especially after grief.
Read MoreWhat It’s like Being on a Group Text
Just start a new fucking thread already.
Read More10 Things to Do Before You Die
Because you never know when the end might come.
Read MoreWhat We Do to Avoid Our Exes
You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.
Read MoreThe Secret Power of Periods
No one is safe from the sync.
Read MoreThe Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret
Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!
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