When a twenty-year search for the Malrese Buddha turns up only a cheap forgery, the frustration suffered by Stevie, is too much to bear, so she takes it out on her henchmen by forcing them to submit to her every twisted sexual desire. She's not satisfied until all her holes have been repeatedly stroked and then she demands her desert all across her face, now go get me that Buddha!

Sam has always enjoyed an occasional oriental nibble, except for the fact that he can't stay full more than an hour after the meal. One taste of Vivian, his embraceable fortune nookie, fills him with the desire to fill her every orifice void with enough moo moo gai goo to last all night long! And no MSG!

Candy little girl? Christine's mind runs wild with hot thoughts as she sucks on her lollipop. Ron has plans to find out many strokes it takes to get to the center of her tushy pop!