Jay Johnston as Officer Jay McPherson

Episodes 32

0x1

Rob Schrab (co-creator) wanted to

have a big, colorful, musical opening

for The Sarah Silverman Program. In

an effort to convince Comedy Central,

he created this animated storyboard

cut to a phone message Sarah left on

Rob's answering machine.

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0x2

The first pitch didn't quite stick with

the powers that be so Rob Schrab took

the next one a step further. He

green-screened himself onto models

while lip-syncing to the same phone

message from the first pitch.

It is unclear if this idea was

abandoned due to the expense it

would take to create this sequence or

everyone being really embarrassed for

Rob dressed up like an idiot.

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The Chase

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1m
0x3

This is an animatic of the chase

sequence from the pilot, "Batteries."

This was done before Jay Johnston,

Paul F. Tompkins and Masi Oka were

cast. Rob wanted to get a sense of

timing before he shot this scene.

Originally the script called for an

"old school" police chase with Sarah

and the cops chasing each other on

hijacked wheelchairs. Due to time

and money this was never shot.

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Officer Jay

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February 1, 200722m
1x1

Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.

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Humanitarian of the Year

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February 8, 200722m
1x2

Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.

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Positively Negative

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February 15, 200722m
1x3

Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.

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Not Without My Daughter

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February 22, 200722m
1x4

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

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Muffin' Man

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March 1, 200722m
1x5

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

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Batteries

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Season Finale
March 7, 200722m
1x6

Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.

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Steve and Brian

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October 3, 2007
0x4

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Nugget: Brian's New Office

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October 3, 2007
0x5

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Bored of the Rings

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October 3, 200722m
2x1

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

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Joan of Arf

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October 10, 200722m
2x2

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

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Face Wars

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October 17, 200722m
2x3

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

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Cookies Come Alive 1

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October 24, 2007
0x6

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Doodie

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October 24, 200722m
2x4

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

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Cookies Come Alive 2

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October 31, 2007
0x7

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Fantasti-mart

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October 31, 2007
0x9

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Ah, Men

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October 31, 200722m
2x5

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

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Cookies Come Alive 3

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November 7, 2007
0x10

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Maid to Border

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November 7, 200722m
2x6

Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

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High, It's Sarah

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October 8, 200822m
2x7

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.

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The Mongolian Beef

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October 9, 200822m
2x8

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

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Making New Friends

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October 16, 200822m
2x9

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

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Patriot Tact

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October 23, 200822m
2x10

Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.

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Pee

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October 30, 200822m
2x11

Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.

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There's No Place Like Homeless

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November 6, 200822m
2x12

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

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Fetus Don't Fail Me Now

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November 13, 200822m
2x13

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

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2x14

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

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Kangamangus

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December 4, 200822m
2x15

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

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Vow Wow

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Season Finale
December 11, 200822m
2x16

Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

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The Proof is in the Penis

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February 4, 201022m
3x1

In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

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The Silverman and the Pillows

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February 11, 201022m
3x2

After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

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A Slip Slope

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February 18, 201022m
3x3

Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly poos on his head.

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Nightmayor

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February 25, 201022m
3x4

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

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Smellin' of Troy

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March 11, 201022m
3x5

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

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A Fairly Attractive Mind

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March 19, 201022m
3x6

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

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Songs in the Key of Yuck

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March 26, 201022m
3x7

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

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Just Breve

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April 2, 201022m
3x8

Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.

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A Good Van is Hard to Find

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April 9, 201022m
3x9

Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.

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Wowschwitz

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Season Finale
April 16, 201022m
3x10

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

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