Eric Kaplan — Writer
Episodes 7
Beer Goggles
In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
Read MoreWhale Show
When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Read MoreOld Girlfriend
Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Read MoreTunnel Girls
Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
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