Swell gal Junie Butler is sent up river to Marquetta State Prison, landing in the clutches of the hook-handed Matron and her sidekick, prison guard Nancy. Junie impresses her cellmate Vickie with her ukulele song about how she was double-crossed. Special appearances by Constantine Maroulis as Jesus, Connor Trinneer as Officer Jerry, Michaela Watkins as Vanessa and Tyne Daly as Pinky.

After Vickie’s “treatment”, the Matron regales Nancy with the tale of how she lost her arm when she was just a young girl to her beloved pet monkey. With the damaged Vickie back in their cell, Junie sings her a song of revenge. They make love and dream of escape. Special appearances by Bob Clendenin as Cornelius, Amy Brenneman as Gertrude, Christina Moore as Swilda, and Felicia Day as Young Josephine.