Burnie Burns as Self
Episodes 53
Million Dollars, But...
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
Read MoreGlowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
Read MoreMoney Mouth & Delayed Climax
This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.
Read MoreBirthday Sex & Negativity Light
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
Read MoreBloopers & Outtakes
Check out all the never-before-seen bloopers and outtakes in this special episode of Million Dollars, But
Read MoreMagic Dogs & Muscle Men
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
Read MoreBaby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
Read MoreSudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
Read MoreBloopers & Outtakes #2
Check out all the never-before-seen bloopers and outtakes in this special episode of Million Dollars, But
Read MoreBleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.
Read MoreTongue Hands & Leaky Nips
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...
Read MoreSeason 2 - Official Trailer
Million Dollars, But is back and bigger than ever for its second season! Find out what heinous, horrible and hilarious things the Rooster Teeth crew would do for a million bucks.
Read MoreMime Time & Serial Hugger
Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.
Read MorePuppet Arms & Giant Womb
Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.
Read MoreBiggest Belieber & Knife-hand
This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.
Read MoreBloopers & Outtakes #3
Check out all the never-before-seen bloopers and outtakes in this special episode of Million Dollars, But...
Read MoreEvil Twin & Fart Parade
Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!
Read MoreAchievement Hunter Animal Attack
Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.
Read MoreFlaming Butts
In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.
Read MoreExtinguishing Butt Fires – Million Dollars, But Bloopers
Join the "Million Dollars, But" cast as they fool around on set and talk about how they'd extinguish a fire in their butt.
Read MoreExtinguishing Butt Fires
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Million Dollars, But... The Game Announcement
Introducing Million Dollars, But... The Game!
Read MoreHow to Play Million Dollars, But... The Game
Join Burnie, Barbara, Tyler , and Jon as they explain how to play Million Dollars, But... The Game.
Read MoreSeason 3 – Official Trailer
Million Dollars, But... is back with new twisted scenarios, hilarious new guests, and the same deranged humor you know and love.
Read MoreHunted by Linebackers
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
Read MoreSlow Mo Millionaires
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
Read MoreGirls vs Ninjas
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
Read MoreBurnie Bloopers & Barbara Burps
Watch the Rooster Teeth cast flub, fail and f**k up while filming Million Dollars, But...
Read MoreOld People Punching
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
Read MoreThe Jerk Off Text
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
Read MoreScreaming Penis
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!
Read MoreSuper Bloopers!
Rooster Teeth is a silly place where silly things happen. Watch outtakes and flubs from the set of Million Dollars, But!
Read MoreSeason 4 - Trailer
Season 4 of Million Dollars, But... has brave new guests, new outrageous scenarios, and the same twisted humor. See what Rooster Teeth's finest would do for a million dollars, starting April 4 on Rooster Teeth FIRST.
Read MoreFounding Fathers
Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.
Read MoreWayward Wiener
Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!
Read MoreTweeting for Trump
Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
Read MoreGrace Helbig in: All You Can Eat
Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.
Read More80's Flashback
Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!
Read MoreJessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings
Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.
Read MorePhil DeFranco in: Screaming Food
Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
Read MoreHannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings
Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.
Read MoreAnime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles
Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Read MoreFemme Fatales
Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Read MorePoké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry
Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Read MoreHoliday: 12 Crimes of Christmas
Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.
Read MoreDungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses
Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
Read MoreAchievement Hunter Sandal Scandal
Join Jack, Jeremy, and Ryan as they fight inanimate objects and hunt down sandal & sock sociopaths in an Achievement Hunter episode of Million Dollars, But!
Read MoreAchievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal
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Funhaus All Lubed Up
Join Adam, Lawrence and Bruce in a greasy, lubricated adventure with magnetic balls and a fleet of drones in this Funhaus episode of Million Dollars, But!
Read MoreFunhaus: All Lubed Up
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Sugar Pine 7 Can't Poop
Join Steven, James, and Cib in their first (and probably last) episode of Million Dollars, But! There's a superhero with gum powers, nude public speaking, and for some reason everyone touches James' crotch.
Read MoreSuper Pine 7: Can't Poop
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RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
Grab a cup of tea and enjoy a very special British episode of MDB starring Burnie, Gavin, and Ellie! A special thanks to the Rooster Teeth community for attending RTX London and for making this episode possible!
Read MoreRTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
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Barbara's Explosion of Emotion
In this EXPLOSIVE episode of MDB, join Barbara Dunkelman, Adam Ellis, and Jon Risinger as they find creative (and violent) ways to express their emotions. We welcome you with open arms to enjoy this episode!
Read MoreBarbara's Explosion of Emotion
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Chrono Oh No!
Join Gavin and first-timers Chad and Trevor in a hair-raising, time-stopping, and, most importantly, law-abiding episode of Million Dollars, But... (complete with mob bosses and out-of-control armpit hair)!
Read MoreChrono Oh No!
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Puppet Pandemonium
Join Burnie, Becca, and Chris on this ear-splitting, animal hunting, puppet-filled episode of Million Dollars, But...
Read MorePuppet Pandemonium
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Claws and Effect
Join Blaine Gibson, Aaron Marquis, and THE Matt Hullum as they decide if getting close encountered, dumboed and, claw machined is worth a cool million in this episode of Million Dollars But.
Read MoreClaws and Effect
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Million Dollars, But... ANIMATED
Join Gavin, Burnie, and Gus in their cartoon forms as they try to figure out if size really matters.
Read MoreAnimated Holiday Special
Join Burnie, Gus, and Geoff in this very special animated, holiday, underwater-themed episode of MDB! Why not play Million Dollars, But... The Game with your friends this holiday season? Just go to MDBGame.com and get your deck today!
Read MoreAnimated Holiday Special
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Million Dollars, But... 20th Anniversary Special
Think you could handle a 24-hour wind machine or a nightly visit from a creepy companion? Join Barbara, Joe, and Armando in this special 20th Anniversary episode of "Million Dollars, But"!
Read MoreSleep Demons & Wind Tunnels
Think you could handle a 24-hour wind machine or a nightly visit from a creepy companion? Join Barbara, Joe, and Armando in this special 20th Anniversary episode of "Million Dollars, But"!
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