The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.

Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Early concocts a popular new beverage.

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.