Daniel Siegel — Assistant Accountant
Episodes 120
A battle for the ages.
Read MoreThe Matrix Pill
Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.
Read MoreA son fights for his right to deafen.
Read MoreIt’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
Read MoreCat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!
Read MorePost-apocalyptic Dane Cook
Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.
Read MoreAll R.A. Floor
They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.
Read MoreGPS Voices
Navigation systems just got personal.
Read MoreViral Video Pet Store
Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.
Read MoreReally, Really Light Beer
Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.
Read MoreSuper Intense ER Promo
Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.
Read MoreThe Dark Knight: 1960s Version
Now with 60% more ka-pows.
Read MoreAdopt-a-Graduate
There’s no way they can survive on their own.
Read MoreTweetlejuice
Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.
Read MoreThe Infinisphereb
The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.
Read MoreFart Spelling Bee
He who smelled it, spelled it.
Read MoreThe Sims Horror Movie
This summer, fear controls you.
Read MoreSaw Shaming
Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.
Read MoreGeico Commercial Parody
Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.
Read MoreA Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing
Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.
Read MoreMarco Polo Submarine
They’re not playing games.
Read MoreThe Large Hadron Collider’s Secret
This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.
Read MoreBack to the Future Sex Scenes
Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.
Read MoreGoogle Wave Cyber Sex
Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.
Read MoreNazi Zombies
Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.
Read MoreIron Man 2 Alternate Takes
Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.
Read MoreGrammar Nazis
Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.
Read MoreBarack Obama’s BBQ 2010
Fixing the country, one burger at a time.
Read MoreWhat the English Goalie Was Thinking
Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.
Read MoreWorld’s Greatest Soccer Dive
Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.
Read MoreDoctor Sim
I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.
Read MoreBros Icing Movies
Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.
Read MoreAction Movie Phone Call Fail
The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!
Read MoreCartoon Bears Are Still Bears
Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.
Read MoreAction Movie Pun Brainstorm (with Rob Huebel)
They’re here to punch up your jokes.
Read MoreNicolas Cage’s Agent
This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.
Read MoreAtheist Football Player
He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.
Read MoreHow UPS Deliveries Actually Work
Leave no package behind.
Read MorePeach and Zelda Catch Up
Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?
Read MoreAziz Ansari Adopts a Kid
Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.
Read MoreA Real Life Sorting Hat
Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.
Read MoreDon’t Touch My Shit (with Leighton Meester)
Leighton Meester has an important message for you.
Read MoreOh, the Places You’ll Actually Go
A whimsical tale of mediocrity.
Read MoreThe Problem with Jeggings
Nudity is not a style.
Read MoreMeet the Boyfriend (with Neil Flynn)
He’s never done this before.
Read MoreThe Most Oblivious Man in the World (with Tony Hale)
Stay spacey, my friends.
Read MoreThe Jersey Shore Meets Dragon Ball Z
Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?
Read MoreThe Ultimate Internet Love Song
You meme the world to me.
Read MoreBehind the Lutist
Party like it’s 1399.
Read MoreEven More Problems with Jeggings
Underwear would be an improvement.
Read MoreGirls Watch Porn Too
Girls on girls watching porn.
Read MoreCelebrity Photo PSA (with Malin Akerman)
Think before you snap.
Read MoreI’m Such a Nerd (with Katrina Bowden)
If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.
Read MoreX-Treme Planking
Planking is not a crime.
Read MoreFemale Armor Sucks
It’s the naked truth.
Read MoreBarack Obama’s BBQ 2011
He’s got a lot on his plate.
Read MoreGuy Fieri at Hogwarts
Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.
Read MorePizza Quest
Honor. Adventure. Pizza.
Read MoreJohn Stamos’ Guide to Cuddling
John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.
Read MoreMinotaur vs. Lawyer Duel
An age-old rivalry finally gets settled.
Read MoreThe Problems with Jeggings Continue
Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.
Read MoreThe War of 1812: The Movie
Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.
Read MoreSecret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
Read MoreWayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
Go ahead. Try this at home.
Read MoreWish I Had a Portal Gun
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
Read MoreSteve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
Read MorePhotoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
Read MoreThe Meatball Sub 4S
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
Read MoreWe Are the 1%
Minorities have it rough in this country.
Read MoreIn Your Head Yoga
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
Read MoreIn the Unlikely Event…
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
Read MoreTransformers in 1-D
Also playing in zero-D.
Read MoreThe Twelve Beards of Christmas
The beard makes the man.
Read MoreStarbucks CEO Revenge
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
Read MoreHonest Holiday Card Song
Sing a song of sadness.
Read MoreGrad School Scam
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
Read MoreBudweiser Good
From the makers of Bud Platinum comes Budweiser Good. It’s fine.
Read MoreFacebook IPO Day
More money, more privacy problems.
Read MoreObama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
Can Twilight save America?
Read MoreThe Student Film Awards
The only real losers are the audience.
Read MorePicking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
Read MoreThe Clown Vote
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
Read MoreMy So-Called Homeland
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
Read MoreThe Best Argument for Birth Control
Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.
Read MoreThe Hunger Games Game
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Read MoreSkyrim Hoarders
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
Read MoreVery Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Read MoreBig Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
Read MoreGet Your Parents to Do Your Taxes
Because it’s easier than going to jail. Sort of.
Read MoreThe Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
Read MoreFantasy Football
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
Read MoreWild American Eagle Models
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
Read MoreDarth Seder
Join us as we celebrate the world’s coolest religion – after Jedi, of course.
Read MoreSex with the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.
Read MoreTeenage Polar Bear Cam
Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.
Read MoreVery Maggie Smith: The Case of the Cracked Teacup
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
Read MoreTiny Clothes
In a thumb war, Kevin and Murph face-off to see who keeps their clothes on.
Read MoreHonest New York Times Ad
More Pulitzers than any other pile of scrap paper.
Read MoreHoverboard Lightsaber Portal Gun Fight
It’s Star Wars meets Xbox 360 meets Back to the Future meets your worst nightmare.
Read More“Men in Black 3” Sucks
America can’t just neuralyze away the regret from wasting Memorial Day weekend on a threequel.
Read MoreNew YOLO Slang Words
You don’t only YOLO once.
Read MoreLeBron James Home Movies (1996)
LeBron James developed his talent, and his bad habits, at an early age.
Read MoreDora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)
The Modern Family star breaks skulls and language barriers.
Read MoreIf All the Presidents Got High
Barack Obama can’t be the only President who inhaled, right?
Read MoreSecond Cheapest Wine
The finest vintage money can buy. Your money, anyway.
Read MoreThe Honest Men’s Wearhouse Ad
The wedding industry’s leading dresser of dudes has this ad spot for their ingenious business model you can’t escape.
Read MoreThe Conservative Lorax
As seen on FOX Seuss.
Read MoreNicki Minaj’s Butt Goes Solo
The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.
Read MoreCharge (with Rhys Darby)
An army of one too many.
Read More50 Shades of Paul
If you thought the erotic trilogy couldn’t get any sexier then you were correct.
Read MoreA Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)
The world is divided into two halves: the bacon and the bacon eaters.
Read MoreMythbusters: Does God Exist?
Adam and Jamie question organized religion – the fun way.
Read MorePaintball Massacre
Kevin or Murph must become a one-man army and play paintball against the US Army’s Delta Destroyers.
Read MoreHitler Buys a Gun
Gun laws in the United States are incredibly controversial, so let’s sort them out with the ultimate test case for how difficult it is to get yourself a dangerous firearm.
Read MoreInside the Chicago Teachers’ Strike
Negotiations drag on.
Read MoreInvasion Talk
The truth is out there – or maybe that’s just your finger over the lens.
Read MoreGod’s Diary Is Embarrassing
The Good Book has some bad writing.
Read MoreHorror Movie Daycare
She loves the little hell-raisers.
Read MoreMinecraft Environmentalists
A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.
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