Zorak convinces Brak he will be more popular at school if he steals the mascot from rival Jerkwater High School.

Brak promises to take care of Mr. Thundercleese's goldfish, Mr. Tickles, while he is away. Goldfish eat ham don't they?

Brak and Zorak fail to get their homework done on time, so they borrow a time machine to go back and set things right.

After an altercation with a robot sent to kill Thundercleese, Zorak coughs up a lump from his throat; miraculously, he now has a beautiful man-voice.

Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.

When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.

Thundercleese finds his powers have been deactivated by his creators, which is a bad thing as there is an asteroid heading for Earth. Dad and Brak go off to get Thundercleese's powers back in time to save the world, and blast Zorak to pieces.

Brak and company attempt to raise money to save Senor Science by putting on a musical.

Brak's father reads that a huge staring contest is in town. He tells Brak of how he was the best starer in the 70's. Brak wants to be a good starer too. Brak loses to his dad and trys again. He loses, again. Then, Zorak comes in and challenges Brak's father to a staring contest. Zorak doesn't fall for dad's tricks. A few minutes later, a wasp comes in the house and stings Zorak's eye. Zorak won't blink anyway. Even more wasps come in and sting Zorak's eyes and he still won't blink. Brak's mom calls an ambulence and they take Zorak away. Suddenly, a huge eye comes in. It's the eye. After a to be continued, Brak's dad refuses to stare.

While watching his favorite cop show, 'Schnozzo', Brak tells Zorak that he wants to get some action. Brak asks Dad and Mom for some advice. They give Brak some help passed down from Brak's Grandfather, Poppy, which Brak puts to use.

Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.

Brak tries to get out of going to school to avoid dissecting a clam in Biology class.

Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.