Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.

Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341.

Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.

Miles, Kerry, and Michael have an age-old debate of what's better: Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits, or Olive Garden Breadsticks. Who will emerge victorious? I don't know, but I'm sure the comments section will be a mess. || Audio from RT Podcast #348.

Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.

Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.

Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.

Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.

Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.

Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353

Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.

Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind.

Audio from RT Podcast #362

In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out!

Audio from RT Podcast #226

Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses.

Audio from RT Podcast #290

Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend.

Audio from RT Podcast #355

This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds.

Audio from RT Podcast #363 #365

Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the moon of Endor. It's not very good, but Crunch Time is!

Audio from On the Spot #67.

Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367

It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!

Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're just making it all up. Either way he goes on a rant and it's funny!

Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass.

Audio from RT Podcast #374

A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead!

Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382

In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.

From Rooster Teeth Podcasts

\#322, #368, #374

Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386

Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440

Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive!

Audio from Last Call #11

Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.

Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show

Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.

Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.

The Gang argue about the art of recycling and Gus daydreams about a T-rex in the modern world.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405 post show and #350

Michael is a little insecure about his tiny hands, but is in a race to escape the cops. He hijacks a bus Lindsay is driving and things get out of 'hand'

Audio from On the Spot #81

Michael and Jeremy have bigger appetites than their wives know. Audio from Off Topic #94

James DeAngelis from Sugar Pine 7 gets wrecked on New Years in San Francisco. Audio from: Always Open: Still Open #62

Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496