Never the Twain (1981)
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Derek Deadman as Ringo
Episodes 67
Families At War
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent a marriage.
Read MoreOf Meissen Men
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
Read MoreA Night At The Opera
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replacement au pair.
Read MoreA Matched Pair
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's shop Oliver turns this misfortune into an opportunity to make money from an insurance claim. Simon is arrested when a police officer spots the pistols in his shop window. To encourage Oliver to assist him in getting the charges dropped he agrees to help Oliver get membership at his golf club.
Read MoreNothing But The Truth
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another woman, jeopardising their engagement.
Read MoreFather Of The Groom
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prepares for her move into Simon and David's home. David and Lyn's wedding day arrives.
Read MoreWho's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to find Oliver and Simon quarrelling over their wedding presents.
Read MoreAs Young As You Feel
Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time she spends with him.
Read MoreA Woman's Place ...
David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telephone chess game and becomes suspicious about Oliver's apparent skill at the game.
Read MoreBlood Brothers
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.
Read Morelf You Knew Susan
Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable pair.
Read MoreThe More We Are Together
Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.
Read MoreTaking Stock
Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.
Read MoreA Nose For Quality
Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.
Read MoreThe End Of The Line
Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.
Read MoreThe Welsh Connection
Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.
Read MoreNot On The Same Wavelength
Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.
Read MoreA Home of Your Own
David and Lyn have moved to Canada. Simon needs to find someone to rent his flat quickly before his Aunt Eleanor moves in.
Read MoreThe Royal Connection
Oliver attempts to gain the Royal Warrant for his shop from the Prince of Wales. Simon investigates his family tree in the hope of finding that he has blue blood.
Read MoreWords and Music
Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.
Read MoreNo Flame Like An Old Flame
Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.
Read MoreLove's Neighbours' Lost
Oliver and Simon duel over a woman, Caroline. But they find that there is another man vying for her affections.
Read MoreCome Fly With Me
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In Whom We Tryst
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Going, Going, Gone!
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Thicker Than Water
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Kung Who ?
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Reading Between The Lines
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Definitely Not Cricket!
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Feed A Cold
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Going To Pot
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Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
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A Night To Remember
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The Battle Of Deveraux Dale
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Affair of the Heart
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Settled Out of Court
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Betrothed, Bothered And Bewildered
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The Second Time Around
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Born To Blush Unseen
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Fasten Your Seat Belts
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The Wagers Of Sin
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Grandfathers-In-Law
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Nursery Times
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Whose Baby ?
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Never Say Die
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Moving On
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It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
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Just The Ticket
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A Question Of Honour
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A New Lease Of Life
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Aspects Of Love
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Neighbours
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Bonjour Paris
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A Winter's Tale
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X Marks The Spot
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S.W.A.L.K.
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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Happy Holiday
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There But For The Grace Of God
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A Car By Any Other Name
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Viva Espana
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The Best Laid Plans
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Born Again
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There Goes The Bride
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Two Fools And Their Money
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The First Of The Queue
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