Ted Danson as Ted Danson
Episodes 34
Ted and Mary
Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.
Read MoreChet's Shirt
While comforting a friend whose husband passed away, Larry and Cheryl comment on the husband's shirt. Larry then goes to the department store the next day to buy it. Meanwhile, Jeff talks Larry into investing in a trendy new celebrity restaurant. Larry also gets into trouble when he throws away some trash in a random garbage can.
Read MoreClub Soda and Salt
Larry, Jeff, and Ted scramble to find a chef for the new restaurant, but Larry doesn't like Ted's recommendation. While trying to find a replacement, Larry learns a few things - Cheryl has a new, male, tennis playing friend, people won't take a wedding gift after a year, and that club soda and salt will get stains out of anything.
Read MoreThe Nanny from Hell
Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a ""nanny from hell"" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a ""penis faux pas"" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.
Read MoreThe Corpse-Sniffing Dog
Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, ""When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?"" Meanwhile, Jeff's return home is ruined by his allergy to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherd—but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.
Read MoreThe Weatherman
Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.
Read MoreThe Larry David Sandwich
As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.
Read MoreMeet the Blacks
The Davids take in a family whose life was destroyed by a hurricane; Larry comes up with a way to avoid going to parties he has no desire to attend
Read MoreThe Anonymous Donor
It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt.
Read MoreThe Freak Book
Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.
Read MoreThe TiVo Guy
When Larry snubs a frightened Cheryl's phone call in favor of dealing with a TiVo repairman, she walks out on him, leaving their friends to decide which of the pair to stay true to.
Read MoreThe Hot Towel
Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.
Read MoreDenise Handicap
Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.
Read MoreThe Pickle Gambit
Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice and looks to create a diversion to help a friend’s nephew.
Read MoreA Disturbance in the Kitchen
Larry turns to a writer for advice. Searching for Susie’s missing “little sister,” he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop.
Read MoreRunning with the Bulls
Larry’s therapist accuses him of overstepping. Susie grows suspicious of Jeff. Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.
Read MoreThe Shucker
Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; Jeff and Larry pitch a new creative venture; Susie gets turned on by a surprising source.
Read MoreHappy New Year
Larry makes a new enemy and gets into hot water at a cocktail party.
Read MoreSide Sitting
Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.
Read MoreArtificial Fruit
Larry gets the chance to clear the air with Alice and goes to extreme lengths for a lunch with Richard.
Read MoreYou're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
Larry brings an impromptu date to a destination wedding.
Read MoreInsufficient Praise
Marty Funkhauser's brother sends Larry an unusual gift; and an actor friend of the Greens is dissatisfied with Larry's praise of his performance.
Read MoreThe Ugly Section
Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend’s unexpected death and takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant. Later, Larry offers his dermatologist’s son a job and Richard has a suspiciously good day on the golf course.
Read MoreBeep Panic
Mocha Joe goes to war with his new competitor. Larry takes pity on a waitress and creates friction at the BMW dealership. Richard takes a career-defining role.
Read MoreThe Mini Bar
After enlisting Cheryl’s help in a last-ditch effort, Larry has an idea that could save his latest project.
Read MoreIrma Kostroski
Before Election Day, Larry gets involved in local politics while mediating a conflict on his set.
Read MoreWhat Have I Done?
Larry does damage control to remain in Irma's good graces while encouraging Leon to monetize his knack for husbandly counsel.
Read MoreThe Mormon Advantage
Larry gives out some unsolicited marriage advice; Larry hosts an event for an American hero.
Read MoreVertical Drop, Horizontal Tug
Larry's improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbors through a delicate issue.
Read MoreFish Stuck
After an incident at temple, Larry asks friends to vouch for his character – while also trying to help name a baby and worrying about a fish.
Read MoreThe Gettysburg Address
Larry tries to make better use of the time he spends in the bathroom. Susie starts a new business, and her advertising has unexpected results. Later, Larry gives acting advice to an A-list actress.
Read MoreNo Lessons Learned
Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richard's love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.
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