I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.
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Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."
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Reply by LansingFan
on December 3, 2020 at 12:16 PM
Doug (to Jim): Jim, can I pretend to be something else than a doctor on this mission?
Jim: Why?
Doug: Because I'm tired of pretending to be a doctor.
Jim: But Doug, you ARE a doctor!
Doug: I know, but this time I'd like to pretend that I'm a maintenance man.
Reply by LansingFan
on December 23, 2020 at 9:28 PM
Barney to Jim: I really don't know anything about electronics.
Reply by LansingFan
on February 10, 2021 at 5:08 PM
Jim (to the rest of the team): "Barney won't be participating in this mission because he's on a separate mission in Japan, so guest agent Luther will be filling in for him."
Reply by LansingFan
on February 15, 2021 at 9:35 PM
Jim (to The Secretary, who has unexpectedly shown up at the mission briefing): "Mr. Secretary, we weren't expecting you at the mission briefing!"
The Secretary: "No one expects me at the mission briefings!"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on September 18, 2021 at 8:30 AM
Jim: "Paris, before you can join the team, you must do something about your ears."
Reply by LansingFan
on September 18, 2021 at 11:13 AM
Willie (to Jim or Dan): "So when do I get to pretend that I'm Hercules on an upcoming mission?"
Reply by LansingFan
on January 20, 2022 at 6:42 PM
Dana: "Have you guys seen my new car yet? It's shaped like a carriage and pulled by 2 horses named Rogers and Hammerstein."
Reply by LansingFan
on January 23, 2022 at 4:44 PM
@mechajutaro She does. I remember when her husband at the time, Jon Peters, a famous at the time hairdresser, left Lesley Warren for Barbra Peters.
Reply by LansingFan
on January 31, 2022 at 1:29 AM
@mechajutaro : I meant to say Barbra Streisand.
Reply by SecretaryIMF
on August 8, 2022 at 8:02 PM
Willie: "When do I get to go pick up the mission briefing tape?"
Reply by SecretaryIMF
on August 25, 2022 at 6:45 PM
Jim (on the phone to The Secretary): "Can't Cinnamon get and listen to the mission briefing tape and then give the team mission briefing? I've got a very hot date tonight."
Reply by SecretaryIMF
on October 11, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Terry Tarlo:"It feels strange to be a safe cracker that's now working as an American Intelligence agent, but whatever floats your boat, Dan."
Reply by LansingFan
on June 11, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Tracey (during a season four mission briefing): "Jim, can I wear a black sparkly catsuit with a tail and cat ears as a disguise for this mission?"
Reply by SecretaryIMF
on July 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Jim (during a season 2 or 3 mission briefing): "Okay everybody, Rollin's going to give the mission briefing and lead the mission because I'm going on my first date in 10 years."