Childrens Hospital (2008)
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Megan Mullally as Chief
Episodes 91
Episode 10
In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.
Read MoreI See Her Face Everywhere
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.
Read MoreNo One Can Replace Her
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.
Read MoreI Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.
Read MoreGive a Painted Brother a Break
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.
Read MoreJoke Overload
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.
Read MoreThe End of the Middle
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
Read MoreFrankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
Read MoreHot Enough for You?
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
Read MoreThe Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.
Read MoreShow Me On Montana
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
Read MoreYou Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.
Read MoreThe Sultan's Finger - LIVE
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
Read MoreRun, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
Read MoreBlack Doctor
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
Read MoreHome Is Where the Hospital Is
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
Read MoreThe '70s Episode
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
Read MoreFather's Day
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
Read MoreStryker Bites the Dust
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
Read MoreChildren's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
The doctors go back in time.
Read MoreMunch by Proxy
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
Read MoreThe Night Shift
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
Read MoreThe Chet Episode
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
Read MoreParty Down
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
Read MoreNewsreaders
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
Read MoreThe Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.
Read MoreStaff Dance
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
Read MoreChief's Origin
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
Read MoreBehind the Scenes
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
Read MoreThe Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
Read MoreBritish Hospital
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
Read MoreLadies Night
Single mothers receive discounts.
Read MoreA Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
Read MoreA Year In the Life
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
Read MoreAttention Staff
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
Read MoreChildrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
Read MoreA New Hope
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
Read MoreCountry Weekend
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
Read MoreImaginary Friends
The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.
Read MoreThe Gang Gets Sushi
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
Read MoreOld Fashioned Day
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
Read MoreSpoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
Read MoreWine Tasting
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A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.
Read MoreMy Friend Falcon
David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.
Read MoreComing and Going
The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.
Read MoreFive Years Later
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
Read MoreCodename: Jennifer
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
Read MoreWe Are Not Our DNA!
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
Read MoreFan Fiction
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
Read MoreWith Great Power . . .
Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.
Read MoreJust Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.
Read MoreKoontz is Coming
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
Read MoreSperm Bank Heist
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
Read MoreNils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
Read MoreThe 27 Club
After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
Read MoreHome Life of a Doctor
Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
Read MoreKids Hospital
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
Read MoreOne Million Saved
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.
Read MoreSy's Tenure
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.
Read MoreDoctor Beth
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.
Read MoreThe Show You Watch
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.
Read MoreDOY
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.
Read MoreShow Me a Hero
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.
Read MoreBy the Throat
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.
Read MoreChildrens Horsepital
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.
Read MoreThrough the Eyes of a Falcon
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.
Read MoreGrandparents Day
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.
Read MoreHump Cola
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.
Read MoreThe Grid, Part One
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
Read MoreThe Grid, Part Two
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
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