i don't know why we shot this like an old navy ad, we're just going to make dumb videos: hope y'all like them. fun fact; we made this in 2 days and i (jakob) was sick the whole time. boogers, snot, cum, shot. that's a bar for you. ok ttyl

i believe we've hit our thresholds of personally acceptable levels of risk with this video; i'd really like to emphasize with this one, that noone should ever feel inclined recreate any of this.