Reno 911! (2003)
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Michael Patrick Jann — Director
Episodes 45
Fireworks
Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Weigel goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Jehovah witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidentally sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.
Read MoreExecution Tickets
Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt.
Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5"" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.
Read MoreClementine's Pregnant
A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suiters. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he's moving in.
Read MoreJones Gets Suspended
Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.
Read MoreHelp From the FBI
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.
Read MoreWiegel Suicide Watch
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.
Read MoreClementine Gets Married
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.
Read MoreGarcia's Anniversary
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.
Read MoreBurning Man Festival
The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?
Read MoreDangle's Moving Day
Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?
Read MoreTerrorist Training: Part 1
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.
Read MoreTerrorist Training: Part 2
The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.
Read MoreHalloween
Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks.
Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him.
Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.
Read MoreDangle Gets Promoted
Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.
Read MoreWiegel's New Boyfriend
The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer
Read MoreBritish Law
A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own
Read MoreDangle's Wife Visits
Dangle's ex-wife visits while the deputies are trying to get rid of a Ten Commandments monument.
Read MoreReligion in Reno
A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his ""Half Hour of Power"" from the Reno jail.
Read MoreFire Fighters Are Jerks
The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.
Read MoreNot Without My Mustache
As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.
Read MoreSecurity for Kenny Rogers
Garcia takes over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing.
Read MoreMore FBI Help
When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.
Read MoreRaineesha X
As Williams discovers Islam. Soon after, the new convert tries to change herself and the other Reno deputies. Something tells Lt. Dangle won't stop wearing those short shorts
Read MoreClementine and Garcia Are Dating
After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.
Read MoreJones and Garcia's Drug Stake-Out
The deputies go undercover to bust a drug ring.
Read MorePresident Bush's Motorcade
The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.
Read MoreJunior Gets Married
Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.
Read MoreMilkshake Man's Death
Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death, which makes the District Attorney investigate the sheriff's department.
Read MoreInvestigation Concluded
The District Attorney concludes his investigation.
Read MoreReleased from Prison
The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.
Read MoreRevenge of Mike Powers
The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.
Read MoreCop School
Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.
Read MoreSARS Outbreak
The threat of a spreading disease causes half of the department to go into quarantine.
Read MoreFastest Criminal in Reno
The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!
Read MoreThe Prefect of Wanganui
The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.
Read MoreNaked Stake-Out
Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.
Read MoreJet Ski Blues
Competition among the deputies for a jet ski inherited by the department turns ugly.
Read MoreSon of a Chechekevitch (1)
After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.
Read MoreThe Investigation Continues (2)
The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.
Read MoreThe Department Gets a Corporate Sponsor
Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Read MoreChristian Singles Mixer
Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.
Read MoreReno Mounties
Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.
Read MoreEx-Wife and Her New Husband
Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.
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