The Hornsby family attends a deviant billionaire's annual yacht party, which is reserved exclusively for "The .1%," the richest billionaires in the world.

When Royal Crackers gets removed from school lunch for a more healthy alternative, it polarizes the town. Battle lines are drawn, and the Hornsby's find themselves fighting a war they don't know if they can win.

Stebe's bad dreams lead him and Theo on a mission to discover secrets about their father's dark past.

Darby can't make time to hang out with Theo because he's got a new girlfriend whom he's infatuated with, even though she might want to murder him.

After Matt embarrasses the family, Stebe and Theo decide to discipline him the way their father used to, by leaving him to fend for himself in the middle of nowhere.

The Bakersfield Mall grand reopening quickly turns into a bloodbath because there's a haunted escalator that wants to exact revenge on Stebe.

Matt brings home a stray dog that keeps attacking Theodore Sr. Meanwhile, in the past, Young Theodore's empire begins to crumble.