Tired of being the only one he knows without a "thing," James joins the school's competitive feelings club. Only problem is, that's Max's thing.

After learning he can be excused from gym class for donating blood, James gives so much that he shrivels up and gets mistaken for a senior citizen.

When James learns he's too old for the kids' menu, he heads to Dirt's cloning lab so he can have as many of his favorite dino nuggets as he wants.

James creates a fake musical about a rapping Benjamin Franklin to prove that people will like anything with the right hype.