David Beckham — Sound Engineer
Episodes 26
Lasers & Quasers
Set in space, this is a jukebox musical and features the best pair of glasses in a movie, best use of cheese and the best supporting act by a sloth.
Read MoreI Found It in the Bushes
Set in a beautiful palace, this is a teen vampire movie and features the most unexpected blizzard, most dramatic opening of an umbrella and the best corpse by a corpse.
Read MoreWho Bun It
Set in a village church, this is a detective mystery with a cast of animals and features the most intimidating stare down the camera, an actor who is consistently too early and a taxi driver who finds birds hilarious.
Read MoreFlat Pack Attack
Set in an Ikea warehouse, this is a horror fantasy movie and features the most inappropriately timed Irish jig, best use of a lemon and the most dramatic eating of a banana. Also starring Delta Von Tussel, who can only speak in rhyming couplets.
Read MoreFrom Russia With Gloves
Set in a rainforest, this is a spy thriller and features the loneliest conga line, the shortest song about mushrooms and the best use of a distant uncle in a plot twist. Also starring Trev, Nev and Bev - one who always tells the truth, one who always lies, and one who breaks into song for no reason. Plus, lots of koalas.
Read MoreThe Cat in the Habit
Set in a convent, this is a period drama, and features the best product placement in a film, best use of the word 'Alakazam!' and the best use of a pinky promise for dramatic effect.
Read MoreCareless Whisper
Set in a library, this is an 80's musical and features the shortest training montage and the most disappointing rap battle. Also starring someone who believes they are ghost and no one can see them.
Read MoreThe Primary Cape Crusader
Set in a local primary school, this is a superhero origin movie and features the best spontaneous can-can, best use of bragging over something not worth bragging about and plenty of time travel. Also starring Vivian the goblin, who keeps getting their high fives rejected.
Read MoreDressed For Danger
Set backstage at a theatre druing the dress rehearsal for a musical, this is a murder mystery and features the best game of hide and seek and a commercial break during a pivotal moment in the film. Also starring Quickfinger Jimmy, who is convinced he is a western gunslinger after hitting his head.
Read MoreA Cop in the Ocean
Set down at the dockyard, this is a buddy cop movie and features the best spontaneous limericks and the worst green screen in a movie. Also starring Clint, who is always riding an invisible horse.
Read MoreHigh Tide School
Set in an American high school, this is a disaster movie and features the most awkwardly timed sea shanty and the best pratfall during a dramatic scene. Also starring Greg - they're definitely not hiding 7 ducks in their trench coat!
Read MoreSuicide Squid
Set in an aquarium, this is a superhero movie and features the most poorly themed restaurant, and the most emotional thumb war. Also starring a wannabe mind reader who attempts to predict what other people are about to say but isn't very good at it.
Read MoreNow Museum, Now You Don't
Set at the Natural History Museum, this is a heist movie and features the most unfortunately timed phone call from a concerned parent and the best hostage rescue from a location containing no hostages. Also starring Oscar in a cameo role!
Read MoreThe Wizard of Paddington Station
Set in a railway station, this is a Disney movie and features the most tone deaf barbershop quartet. Also starring Jasper Longlegs where every moment is a time to showcase his catwalk swagger.
Read MoreLight Over the Rocks
Set in a lighthouse, this is the origin story of a rock band and features the funniest Chesney Hawkes pun and best choreographed washing up. Also starring Dudley McDiddles who can only speak in riddles.
Read MoreThe Quest for Escape-a-Lot
Set in Camelot Castle, this is a an escape movie and features the most inappropriate round of applause and the most inappropriate product placement for a stair lift. Also starring, an overconfident farmer who brags about his sheep at every opportunity.
Read MoreWild Feast
Set in Edinburgh, this is a Western zombie movie and features the most dramatic close ups and the most difficult stage entrance. Also starring Fergus Pickles who solves all of life's problems through tickles!
Read MoreLookout! 2 - They Sphinx it's All Over
Set in Egypt, this is the long-anticipated sequel to Lookout!, featuring the best musical theatre style number. Also starring Olly Bottomdeck who had a crick in his neck, and makes lots of octopus metaphors randomly.
Read MoreWhat's the Pointe?
Set in a prestigious ballet school, this is a Scooby-Doo style mystery and features the most underwhelming reveal and the most unusual way to hail a taxi. Also starring Lenny Clemons and his one whish is for people to appreciate his flower arrangements.
Read MoreEnter the Elephant
Set in a carnival, this is a Kung Fu movie and features the best late introduction of a character and the most people taking a bath together. Also starring Steve Peeps, a terrible trainee spy.
Read MoreLoved Behind Bars
Set in a Prison, this is a valentines day rom-com and features the least romantic gift and most inappropriate romance during a funeral. Also starring Hope Less, who sees romance in everything.
Read MoreTemple of the Red Giraffe
Set in a temple, this is an adventure movie and features the most salacious filing cabinet and the most abrupt tea party. Also starring Terry Marvellous, who believes he is the best magician in the world! Spoiler alert, he's not.
Read MoreNightmare on Bone Street
Set at a dog show, this is an 80's horror-slasher movie and features the most creamy center and the most actors used as furniture. Also starring Freddie Fryer the magically talking tumble dryer!
Read MoreWishing for Wishy-Washy
A brand new pantomime with the message 'Be careful what you wish for'! Featuring a Blue Peter style demonstration on how to make something and the most flirtatious use of maths. Also starring Trevor Noun, the literary wizard!
Read MoreFraud of the Blings
Set in a tower in winter wonderland, this is a fantasy movie and features the most confusing catchphrase and the most characters yodelling in a single scene. Also starring Jimbo Jumbo whose life goal is to become a rainbow!
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