Mike Bodie as Who Knows
Episodes 51
Lasers & Quasers
Set in space, this is a jukebox musical and features the best pair of glasses in a movie, best use of cheese and the best supporting act by a sloth.
Read MoreI Found It in the Bushes
Set in a beautiful palace, this is a teen vampire movie and features the most unexpected blizzard, most dramatic opening of an umbrella and the best corpse by a corpse.
Read MoreWho Bun It
Set in a village church, this is a detective mystery with a cast of animals and features the most intimidating stare down the camera, an actor who is consistently too early and a taxi driver who finds birds hilarious.
Read MoreFlat Pack Attack
Set in an Ikea warehouse, this is a horror fantasy movie and features the most inappropriately timed Irish jig, best use of a lemon and the most dramatic eating of a banana. Also starring Delta Von Tussel, who can only speak in rhyming couplets.
Read MoreFrom Russia With Gloves
Set in a rainforest, this is a spy thriller and features the loneliest conga line, the shortest song about mushrooms and the best use of a distant uncle in a plot twist. Also starring Trev, Nev and Bev - one who always tells the truth, one who always lies, and one who breaks into song for no reason. Plus, lots of koalas.
Read MoreThe Cat in the Habit
Set in a convent, this is a period drama, and features the best product placement in a film, best use of the word 'Alakazam!' and the best use of a pinky promise for dramatic effect.
Read MoreCareless Whisper
Set in a library, this is an 80's musical and features the shortest training montage and the most disappointing rap battle. Also starring someone who believes they are ghost and no one can see them.
Read MoreThe Primary Cape Crusader
Set in a local primary school, this is a superhero origin movie and features the best spontaneous can-can, best use of bragging over something not worth bragging about and plenty of time travel. Also starring Vivian the goblin, who keeps getting their high fives rejected.
Read MoreDressed For Danger
Set backstage at a theatre druing the dress rehearsal for a musical, this is a murder mystery and features the best game of hide and seek and a commercial break during a pivotal moment in the film. Also starring Quickfinger Jimmy, who is convinced he is a western gunslinger after hitting his head.
Read MoreA Cop in the Ocean
Set down at the dockyard, this is a buddy cop movie and features the best spontaneous limericks and the worst green screen in a movie. Also starring Clint, who is always riding an invisible horse.
Read MoreHigh Tide School
Set in an American high school, this is a disaster movie and features the most awkwardly timed sea shanty and the best pratfall during a dramatic scene. Also starring Greg - they're definitely not hiding 7 ducks in their trench coat!
Read MoreSuicide Squid
Set in an aquarium, this is a superhero movie and features the most poorly themed restaurant, and the most emotional thumb war. Also starring a wannabe mind reader who attempts to predict what other people are about to say but isn't very good at it.
Read MoreNow Museum, Now You Don't
Set at the Natural History Museum, this is a heist movie and features the most unfortunately timed phone call from a concerned parent and the best hostage rescue from a location containing no hostages. Also starring Oscar in a cameo role!
Read MoreThe Wizard of Paddington Station
Set in a railway station, this is a Disney movie and features the most tone deaf barbershop quartet. Also starring Jasper Longlegs where every moment is a time to showcase his catwalk swagger.
Read MoreLight Over the Rocks
Set in a lighthouse, this is the origin story of a rock band and features the funniest Chesney Hawkes pun and best choreographed washing up. Also starring Dudley McDiddles who can only speak in riddles.
Read MoreThe Quest for Escape-a-Lot
Set in Camelot Castle, this is a an escape movie and features the most inappropriate round of applause and the most inappropriate product placement for a stair lift. Also starring, an overconfident farmer who brags about his sheep at every opportunity.
Read MoreWild Feast
Set in Edinburgh, this is a Western zombie movie and features the most dramatic close ups and the most difficult stage entrance. Also starring Fergus Pickles who solves all of life's problems through tickles!
Read MoreLookout! 2 - They Sphinx it's All Over
Set in Egypt, this is the long-anticipated sequel to Lookout!, featuring the best musical theatre style number. Also starring Olly Bottomdeck who had a crick in his neck, and makes lots of octopus metaphors randomly.
Read MoreWhat's the Pointe?
Set in a prestigious ballet school, this is a Scooby-Doo style mystery and features the most underwhelming reveal and the most unusual way to hail a taxi. Also starring Lenny Clemons and his one whish is for people to appreciate his flower arrangements.
Read MoreEnter the Elephant
Set in a carnival, this is a Kung Fu movie and features the best late introduction of a character and the most people taking a bath together. Also starring Steve Peeps, a terrible trainee spy.
Read MoreLoved Behind Bars
Set in a Prison, this is a valentines day rom-com and features the least romantic gift and most inappropriate romance during a funeral. Also starring Hope Less, who sees romance in everything.
Read MoreTemple of the Red Giraffe
Set in a temple, this is an adventure movie and features the most salacious filing cabinet and the most abrupt tea party. Also starring Terry Marvellous, who believes he is the best magician in the world! Spoiler alert, he's not.
Read MoreNightmare on Bone Street
Set at a dog show, this is an 80's horror-slasher movie and features the most creamy center and the most actors used as furniture. Also starring Freddie Fryer the magically talking tumble dryer!
Read MoreWishing for Wishy-Washy
A brand new pantomime with the message 'Be careful what you wish for'! Featuring a Blue Peter style demonstration on how to make something and the most flirtatious use of maths. Also starring Trevor Noun, the literary wizard!
Read MoreFraud of the Blings
Set in a tower in winter wonderland, this is a fantasy movie and features the most confusing catchphrase and the most characters yodelling in a single scene. Also starring Jimbo Jumbo whose life goal is to become a rainbow!
Read MoreOver The Henge
Set during the stone age, this is a historical drama and features the most creative use of the word 'kachow' and the least necessary murder. Also starring Tommy Bahama who doesn't go anywhere without his llama!
Read MoreThe Hound of the Wensleydales
Set in 'Cheeseland' where everything is made of cheese, this is a murder mystery and features the most alliteration in a single line and the best alternative covid-safe kisses. Also starring Fallulah Ballulah who loves to rhyme!
Read MorePopes on the Ropes
Set in Texas, this is a wrestling movie and features unnecessary mime at a very pivotal moment, the most winking in a single scene and the best shoes in a motion picture.
Read MoreRumpole of the Motte and Bailey
Set during the medieval times, this is a legal drama and features a hard-core metal number all about trees and a cameo from the tech team. Also starring Dapper Stan, a fashionable man!
Read MoreSinging in the Aisles
Set in the British supermarket Asda, this is a musical and features the best impromptu jazz routine and the most dramatic camera-work during a boring scene. Plus, lots of imaginary stairs!
Read MoreA Dice with Death
Set in Las Vegas, this is a murder mystery and features the best opera number and an amazing ventriloquist performance. Also 2 pieces of completely contrasting music!
Read MoreAngstronauts
Set at the NASA Space School, this is a 2000s teen movie and features an amazing mirror sequence and a cooking show scene. Also starring Wolliam Breakspeare who only speaks in broken Shakespeare!
Read MoreIf It Wasn't for Those Pesky Kids
Set in an old abandoned funfair, this is a crime drama and features the most vivacious entrance and the most complicated description of an object without it being named. Also a very aggressive rendition of head, shoulders, knees and toes!
Read MoreAbandoned Love
Set in an abandoned school, this is a Hallmark style rom-com and features the a chaotic Zumba session and a very complicated handshake. Also the most dramatic music, in the least dramatic moment!
Read MoreGood Guys Finish Last
Set on a cruise ship, this is a superhero horror and features the inner monologues of one of the characters and the most intense use of a musical key change. Also starring the Bad Idea Pandas!
Read MoreIp'Switch it Up!
Set in Ipswich, this is a time travelling musical and features an interruption from a cheerleading squad. Also starring Samantha Sunshine with her dark suggestions and Sidekick Sid, who's always trying to get in on the action!
Read MoreCroydonosaurus
Set on the streets of Croydon, this is a monster epic movie and features an amazing 00s boy band song and the most product placement in a single scene. Also a very romantic pottery scene!
Read MoreBack to the Tutor
Set at Josephs School, this is a reunion movie and features some brutal advice from grandma and the most grandiose entrance from a background character. Also a very inappropriately timed gameshow!
Read MorePier Today, Gone Tomorrow...
Set on Southend Pier, this is a high stakes heist and features a disruptive haircut and the most inappropriately timed pratfall. Also starring a character who can summon musical fanfares!
Read MoreThe Man Who Came in From The Cold... Storage
Set in a warehouse in East London, this is a spy thriller and features the longest greeting and the silliest reason for a parade. Also starring High Q who has a Haiku for every situation!
Read MoreFielding of Dreams
Set on a field in a farm, this is a fantasy film and features the most innovative use of an umbrella and the most spontaneous musical numbers. Also starring Phil & Ann Thropic, who solve any problem with money!
Read MoreFire in the Hole!
Set in an Australian fire station, this is a 70s disaster movie and features a brilliant green screen hot air balloon and the worst metaphors in a movie. Also starring Marcus the loud mime!
Read MoreIt's Up to You, Newark, Newark
Set in Aylesbury and at the Newark Olympics, this is a sports film and features a character who thinks they're on a popular tv dating show and an amazing dressage/horse ballet scene. Also starring The Whispering Wild Things, who use only their voices for instruments!
Read MoreHot Swap Buns
Set in a bakery, this is a body swap musical and features the most awkwardly timed cheering and the best group can-can. Also starring Nick Powers, a villain who goes around stealing powers from heroes!
Read MoreA Shop'ocalypse Now
The first movie in a trilogy and set on a high street, this is a post-apocalyptic movie and features the most dangerous game of duck, duck, goose and the most unexpected cliffhanger. Also a very elaborate version of the song 'Happy Birthday'!
Read MoreA Shop'ocalypse Next
The second movie of the trilogy, this takes place 2 weeks after A Shop'ocalypse Now and features the best lip syncing to another actor and the longest 'giving in your weapons at the door' trope. Also starring Amy Windmill, who won't stop working even though everyone's dead!
Read MoreA Shop'ocalypse Then
The third and final movie of the trilogy, it takes place 1 year after A Shop'ocalypse Next. Following the characters as they go back in time to stop the apocalypse from ever happening - also it's now a musical!
Read MoreThe Day Harry Got Cut in Half
Set in the Scottish Highlands, this is a movie about pre-schoolers putting on a magic show and features the an amazing rap song about apples and the best moonwalk. Also a cameo from Oscar himself!
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